from the mind of a brillant moron

2006-04-24T15:12:00.000+08:00

hey guys a bit slow to get pics in so this will wet ur appitite a bit.....
there is a shit load more to come....

Signin off - Ivan and Kumar go to Europe

Sore Eyes at Cafe' Cartel

2005-11-25T14:42:00.000+08:00

haha yeah i've been havin sore eyes these couple of days... since monday night actually. n when i woke up on tuesday mornin, i was tearin everytyme light entered the eyes. so i've been takin it easy these couple of days n hopin that it'll go off soon.... well it kinda has been gettin better... guess da restin at home is not too bad. yeah pple have been tellin me to go see da doctor but i aint really into visitin doctors unless it involves stiches n stuff like dat.... haha. otherwise, i never ever visit da doctor. i prefer to jus tough it out for the few days n let ma body fight its own battles..... dun wanna get too used to takin medication i guess. well thats jus me i guess...

so anyway, the few days stuck at home has been pretty borin havin nothin to do.... so i kinda passed da tyme by messin wit songs on ma blog, helpin ma mum to cook, doin ma laundry n playin wit ma neighbour's baby.... he's really cute n likes to talk to the ceiling fan... i got load of pics of him on ma fone but cant upload 'em to ma com...here's 1 pic of him i have

really cute aint he.... haha.... so finall after being stuck in ma house , i went out to meet ma frens whom i have not seen in almost 8 weeks.... cos they're on the IPP outside skool at da Singapore Computer Society (SCS) and i have been doin ma TEP in skool.... so i met them (benson, cheryl n idy) up at bishan and like ma title says, we went 4 dinner at cafe' cartel.... haha it was kool meetin them after so long. n it looks like work has gone to their heads a bit man.... hahaha these pple had gone a bit nuts... hahaha. even they admitted that they had. so we exchanged stories on tep n ipp n jus chatted really...... hahahaha n cheryl occasionally broke out into uncontrollable laughter.... reasons for which were unknown but i figured benson mus have been seducin her wit his leg under the table.... my investigations for this however were not conclusive.... the moment we met up, our camera fones started clickin fotos.... haha. the wonders of technology eh...

u can still see ma red eye in da foto man... damn! haha anyhooo, we all ate to our hearts content n left caretel on da verge of explodin. we went for a lil stroll round junction8 n ended up takin neoprint shots. hahahaha had'nt taken 1 of those in a REALLY LONG TYME! spent quite a lotta tyme there too man. when the neoprintin was done, we said our goodbyes. mine would b da longest cos the 3 of 'em would see each other at work today. n i wld see 'em in abt 3 weeks...

signin off, a sore eyed,

anandman

MovieMadness2

2005-11-22T13:46:00.000+08:00

Welcome to another edition of movie madness.... today we talk abt da movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire..... well im a doode who has read all da books so i know of harry's world through the writings of J.K ROWLING.... damn she'z a good author. so i always compare the potter movies against wat she writes in her book. so far, the movies have been able to measure up to the books... that is, till they realeased Movie4! boi did potter4 not impress me a whole lot. so its BOOK VS MOVIE

well, the new director had some big shoes to fill to continue the successful run that the other movies had... so i bet he did try his hardest. so did he try to hard??? and was modifyin the story from the book a good idea??? its kool that he might have wanted to add his own flavour to da potter series... but if it aint broke, don't fix it. in this case, i left da movie feelin incomplete about the movie...

da action was'nt too bad... n da effects were well done.... but the actors cast in the show didnt do a good enough job n some of the scenes didnt live up to its name.... one main thing was the "Great Hall"... from movies 1 onwards, the hall has been shrinkin to a point where its lost the greatness. it now jus looks SMALL! ~bleah~

here's a few scenes from it.

damn has hermoine granger gotten hotter wit every freakin episode.... OH MAMMA! wahahahaha

Krum was a disppointment though... he turned out to b pretty flabby n not the fit person he was supposed to b! dissappointin man.... overall i give this show

i give it 3 1/2 popcorns!

signin off,

anandman, critic

If God Made You An Animal, Wat Would U Want To Be & Why?

2005-11-22T09:50:00.000+08:00

da animal i would definitely wanna b iz a porcupine.... y a porcupine u ask...
cos they're so damn kool....
n if at da thought of a porcupine u thought of sonic

den ur WRONG!!! sonic iz a hedgehog. big difference..... even though he may b kinda kool, he aint ma choice.

dis is my choice...

dis iz one of sonic side-kicks.... happily named knuckles - the PORCUPINE!! see he looks a lot kooler den sonic! well he's not the only kool porcupine around....

this doode iz from the movie chicken little. damn he looks really kool....

~MORCUBINE PORCUPINE~

hell yeah man. check out da hair. wohoo! now dats an animal i wldnt mind bein. who cares if he's a disney character n hence no vulgarities. i can live with dat... MAYB!

so i wld choose to b as cool as a cucumber............. i mean porcupine!

signin off, anandman

MovieMadness

2005-11-17T11:28:00.000+08:00

9th Nov

today was actually green day at skool.... really didnt know wat it was about till da excos told me bout it. it was supposed to involve all da clubs in da skool n they had to make structures wit recyclable materials... hahaha. good thing we didnt have to do it when we were at da club. cos we b too freakin lazy really!

well it was another slack day 4 me again. n i was wonderin how i cld pass da damn tyme. dats when inderpaul aka paul dropped by n asked if i wanted to watch tom-yum-goong at jubilee at 1.10pm. so it was on man.... hahaha

so i met mazlan at da skool gym at bout 1145 n we worked out till 1245. it was a tight schedule but we made it work... so i headed bak to ARDC n met paul n we cabbed to jubilee.... $2.80 was da fair but who cared man. hahaha. we were skippin out to watch a wicked movie...

Tom-Yum-Goong

damn was this an awesome movie..... every guys kinda show wit loads of flyin about n fightin. da best part was dat there were.nt strings involved. AWESOME! u shld have seen some of da things da star of da show could do.... he does his fight scenes like jacky chan but a shitload more impressive!

Tony Jaa has wicked moves man.. he actually did a a back flip n broke the street lamp light in mid air. da light mus have been 8feet or so in da air! HOLY SHIT it was so farkin kool!!! plus NO STRINGS!

man but dis doode was ma fave....

he iz Lateef Crowder n he iz a 'Capoeira' fighter.... n his has a seft made sorta carve on his chest that says PRAY! awesome! he is also really kool wit his fighting style n man were his fightin moves slick!

here r some of da awesome scenes

da story line was'nt fantastic but da way dis guy fought was da best EVER! at one scene he beat up over 30 plus pple n broke at least one bone in each of their bodies. mostly da legs n hands. IMPRESSIVE!check out dis trailer! MUST SEE!!

small - http://www.tomyumgoongmovie.com/images/trailer/tyg-trailer-small.wmv
medium - http://www.tomyumgoongmovie.com/images/trailer/tyg-trailer-medium.wmv
large - http://www.tomyumgoongmovie.com/images/trailer/tyg-trailer-large.wmv

signin off,
anandman, critic 4 da day!

Time Flies

2005-11-17T08:37:00.000+08:00

holy shit man its been 11 days since i did anythin on dis blog... sorry to keep yall waitin. im abt to flood yall with all dat happpend. take a chill pill and get ready. MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..... if i can remember all dat happened too.

alright den i stopped at da 5th of november. so i shall start on da 7th.

7th Nov

it was da final week at ardc 4 me n ma team of funky monkeys ( me included )... well ok xcept 4 da 2 mates, Li Jia n Rena, who would still b there for another 5weeks. so mood was high dis week baby. we slacked n took it slow n lets see wat else we did...... oh yeah, SLACKED SUMMORE!

well anyway, it was a 'special' day for most cos it was bak to skool! but for me n a small grp of pple, it was on dis day 1 yr ago dat we got together n had fun at escape....

here iz a recap of these strange pple (me included) i hang wit ..... who r called GB! dun ask y. dats da way it is. haha..

Adam Zainal

HaHaHalif

JanicePenese

Kity Fan

Lenny da Curly

Suchi da Sushi

And ME!

Mazlan.... i need to put ur pic in too man. but i dun have a recent foto of ya. so give it to me man. well we've all changed n not jus on da outside but on the inside too. a yr older a yr wiser perhaps?? i guess not! haha look at da dumb things we still do!

There ya have it. hahaha

anandman signin off.

i've got myself a new fone!

2005-11-05T19:59:00.000+08:00

hahaha YES AH! i got a new fone baby..... n upgrade from da siemens m55.... im now rockin with the m75.... different model but still da same hardcore style dat i need in a fone..... its supposed to b shock proof n waterproof.... n i know dat features like these will come in oh so handy!

here iz a quick look at ma fone!

click here to see it in 3D

haha it looks totally awesome..... features are regular but watever..... it cost me $168 bucks wit ma line n came with some external speaker thing which iz quite kool... its called a mobile music set.

now all dats left 4 me to do is to understand how bluetooth n shit works..... haha. i really aint gotta clue aboutit at all! other then dat, im glad i can use da fone again.. muahahahaha! oh btw, i lost like a shit load of ur numbers so pls sms 'em to me wit ur name.... greatly apprecited!

signin off, a happy,

anandman

The missing piece of my life is...

2005-11-04T09:09:00.000+08:00

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmz........... i feel like i've lived a pretty full n happy life i guess.... i've had love, lost love and well pretty much done all dat a 19yr old doode has done n mayb more.....

but if i had to pick 1 thing missing from my lyfe, it has to be.....................................................

honestly, i dun think there iz any thing really missing from my lyfe..... or at least i dun feel there iz anything more i crave to make my lyfe whole.... n believe me i was thinkin bout dis for quite a while last night!!! wat else does a guy need??? i've got a family i LOVE! frens dat i adore! i enjoy the things i get to do after skool.... like soccer, jammin n gym.

so i guess dat is y nothin ever makes me totally down, sad, emo or tempermental... or mayb dats jus how i am.....

so da answer to the qns iz....... nothin at all. as long as i have ma familia n ma frens im gonna b whole..... no matter wat the situation....

signin off,
anandman

Son of A........!!!!!

2005-11-03T21:27:00.000+08:00

kit, len and da rest of da GB'zzz...... ya'll wanted me to write abt wat da missin piece of my life iz. well, it was'nt missing until today!

Today... the 3rd of November 2005.... at 3.27pm.... was the day my fone died!!! YES u heard me! the fone dat has been with me for over 2yrs passed on quietly after lettin me send 1 last msg.... rena u shld b honoured dat u received the last msg..... hahaha.... well here is a tribute to my fone... the SIEMENS M55. wat a hardcore fone it was. having been dropped constantly, fall into dish water n still remained functioning.... who looked so banged up pple kept pesterin me to change... i shall miss thee and u will always remain in my heart!!

ladies and gentlemen... my SIEMENS M55!

dis was how it came to me on the 23rd of August 2003... and had cost me 18 dollars cos of the 2yr plan that i signed with it! i actually still have the forms with me!

oh man! n i had jus found these form when clearin up my room 4 deepavali! may b it was all a sign...... hmmmmmmmmmm........................

anyway, this is wat my fone had become after the 2yr plus it was with me...

so im gonna get a new phone tml. so till den, im fone-less and have lost most of the numbers cos they were stored on my fone memory.... FUCK!!

signin off, a very sad,

anandman

Halloween!

2005-10-31T08:56:00.000+08:00

Happy Halloween Baby!!! hahaha k im a bit slow wit dat but i didnt have tyme to blog it... well anyway, 2 extremely enthusiastic pple by the name of anand n rena decided to come to skool n dress in costume... i got da pics somewhere........... haha so i dressed as a nerd wit flat hair, polo-t, shorts (pulled up extremely high), ninja turtle suspenders ( i've had 'em since 1989!), my primary skool prefect tie, gay pink winnie the pooh watch( rena' sister's) and oh yes..... HIGH SOCKS!

k i looked liked a moron but who cares man i was leavin da skool in a couple of weeks never to return i can embarass myself as much as i want! hahahaha... rena (fren from sbm) came dressed in her old orchid park secondary skool uniform with matchin accessories... we were da only 2 in da whole stopover, mayb even the whole skool to actually do dis but who cares. HAHAHA! it was a laugh. n wat made it funnier was dat i was given half day cos it was deepavali da next day. so dat means i onli wore da outfit till 12.30! YES AH! hahaha. n rena wore it da whole day. the pics will b put on later when i get 'em... alright dats all i got see ya!

heres some pics of da day!

ive actually had dis suspenders since i was 3 yrs old ( its has 1989 written on it in small print)

IN GEYLANG!

2005-10-30T17:24:00.000+08:00

woahoho.... we reached paya lebar at 6.13pm (damn im good wit tyme.... haha) and we were still walkin around wit a box of kfc wit us (we had saved 'em for ridz so he could break his fast at 6.53 dat day.....). we headed to the place where the excitement was (im talkin bought da hari raya bazaars n not da other thing...)! ridz wanted to look for a baju kurong at the regular place he went too... at joo chiat complex. unfortunately, we go kinda lost ( ok pretty damn lost ) n ended up walkin along the bazaar n winding up bak at paya lebar shoppin centre. well it was kool cos it was tyme for ridz to break fast anyway.... so u can tell how long we were wanderin abt. so we found a nice spot behind so decorations n chatted as he devoured his food... damn was he hungry! den it was bak to findin joo chiat complex. we finally resulted to askin directions ( who says men dun ask 4 directions) n a kind macik pointed us in da right direction. so we headed in the direction she suggested n reached our destination. MUAHAHA! at last. so we headed to da shop was. damn was the whole place packed! so we went to da shop n ridz looks around 4 somethin kool to get... but there werent anythin nice so we decided to go 4 food! YES AH! haha.... we walked the bazaar again. passed by the same stall like 3 times now n me n ridz got some ramly burgers ( da cheaper 1's called country burgers i think) for $2.50.. n rena finally got some proper food too. beef kebab (wrapped not boxed) haha she was picky dat it b wrapped for easy eatin... den we got some drinks and looked for a place to eat.....

we decided on a spot beside a b-ball court n sat down to EAT! YES AH! haha... ma burger lasted onli 2 mins. as da rest slowly ate their food. den we chatted for quite a while n watched a few kids play soccer on da court... at bout 9.30, we headed off for home..... more chattin bullyin n teasin resumed and we went our ways after amk station where i got home..... tirin day it had been but was wicked fun!

signin off,
anandman

wat a way to spend a saturday! (it rhymes... kinda)

2005-10-30T17:01:00.000+08:00

oh yeah baby....... saturday has arrived n in stead of sleepin, i woke up a freakin 7.30am..... to do wat u may ask... well, tuesday iz DEEPAVALI baby. i tyme when adults give me money cos i need it...... (and to celebrate the victory of good over evil) yeah but MONEY! n SNACKING on da 3 main things in every home, ok 4..... CHICKEN, MUTTON, PRAWNS and oh yeah pineapple tarts.... gotta luv 'em. MUAHAHAHA! so bak to wat i was doin, i was cleanin up around da house. u know cleanin da windows, moppin da floor, polishin here n there, washin ma clothes... ( i hope the image of me in a maids outfit aint poppin ur heads, u lil perverts! )..... i still look macho when i clean da house man! alright den so got it spick n span by 9.30.... den went to get ready to go to skool! not to do anything important really... but to play RISK! yes me n a few frens go to skool on a saturday n throw mats outside da clubroom n play risk... its a kool way to pass a saturday!

so anyhow i was meetin Rena ( i spelt your name correctly ) at da station. she'z in ma stopover n ma grp in the ARDC proj i do. she'z a yr younger n from sbm... k i had conned her to playin risk with us.... muahahaha! so i got there at 11 n met her n ridzman too.... they both came frm yishun but didnt know each other yet. so after a quick intro, we were off to skool!

so we got there n found bryan already there. damn man da doode was there since 9.00am. wonder wat da hell he was doin there so early. n he looked pretty tired when we got there. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... k so dat left just 1 more person to arrive. da ever 'kan chiong' KIT FAN! (even the pple at his workplace think so too)... he arrived shortly after n da the game of WORLD DOMINATION had begun.... in other words RISK! haha. so the strategisin n back-stabbin went on. rena almost had her butt kicked early in da game but came bak strong. midway through that, we ordered kfc.... n by da tyme da chicken had arrived, bryan had lost, kit fan was almost ded, i had taken over half da area, ridzman the other half n rena was doin quite well herself. me kit n bryan went through the chicken in a snap n found dat pepsi can dissolve through styrofoam cups. rena didnt care for any chicken, she prefered cornflakes wit ants as toppinz.... nvm abt dat. haha so we got through da game by abt 2.30pm. fastest game ever ( cos we left it half way to go play pool as the amk SNOOKERIUM. so we played there til 5 n kit had to go work (at Seoul Garden) n bryan decided to hang at the arcade. so da left me ridz n rena// da pple who came together. we had intentions of watchin a movie so headed to amk station n i bought a copy of the straits times to look through movie listings.... nothin jumped out at us n we decided to gettin our asses over to geylang..... oh yeah!

signin off,
anandman

EuroTrip!

2005-10-26T11:16:00.000+08:00

well anyway, me n ivan have been kinda plannin to go on a eurotrip after we finish poly... which izznt very far away to truthful.... all thats left iz 18weeks till the trip starts and i gotta really start savin as well as gettin into shape... budget 4 dis trip iz gonna b kept to a minimum cos we aint exactly loaded. but a small loan shld b able to see us through. think ivan too has begun researchin 4 da trip n we wanna try to get a few more pple with us. cos its gonna cost less 4 accomodations.... usually most lodges allow 4pple to stay in a 2person lodge. dat would cut our cost by half...!

well i had a bit of tyme today so was reasearchin a kinda route we could take n well dis iz wat i came up wit.... (below)

haha da picture looks pretty small so i'll give ya a gist of wats gonna b happenin.... k then... its gonna start at finland and work downwards to norway sweden n denmark.... from there, its off to germany, netherlands, belgium, france... then we move upwards to great britain, scotland n ireland... we have to make our way bak to france n head to portugal n spain. once again we have to cut through france to get to italy.... (damn dis trip iz gonna be a LONG 1!). next stop would b switzerland czech republic.... den we make our way to da last start stop which iz greece. there are a few other places along the way but certain places i dun fink r really safe for travellin through so we will bypass it la..... dun wanna get killed durin da trip man...! i was hopin to make it a 1.5month trip... but lookin at da route, its gonna b almost 2months! ive also been lookin at hostels along da way 4 backpackers and well thet seen pretty affordable. n i found a few sites that actually are like a backpackers guide to travellin in europe! this trip iz gonna b on no matter wat! ive already done backpackin b4 when i was younger which lasted close to a month wit ma dad.... but that was when i was really small... so all i actually remember is leeches... damn.

k bak to reality..... we're really gonna have to be mentally n physically fit to survive da whole thing and i think we can manage....! IVAN..... if ya read dis tell me if da route sounds do-able and we can adjust it where possible... "IT'S ON!"

holla if u actually wanna come along.... its gonna b hard n tough so if ur prepared den u r welcome...

signin off,

anandman

holy shit!

2005-10-25T13:49:00.000+08:00

damn its been a long tyme since i've updated ma blog. 11 days since ma last entry to b exact..... haha i guess i've been loaded with loads of crap work to do... we jus got more stuff dumped on us now again.... son of a b**ch.....

we had a couple of secondary skool pple visit us here at ARDC today.... and i had to bloody give a presentation to them... i was pretty farkin suprised when da students were from WHITLEY SECONDARY! my old bloody skool... muahahaha. they were from sec3 and da pure science class at dat.... so talkin to them was kinda a waste of ma tyme cos they all had their farkin sights set on jc. dumb ass smart pple!

k anyway after the presentation, we were told to entertain them 4 like a hr. which turned out to b a nightmare. dem kids r so daft dat we gave up tryin to entertain them and jus gave them coms to chat on msn wit. den after a while the teacher who accompanied them came in n well i had a better conversation with him den da students.... (i think im gettin old man!). holy shit man we were chattin n den he told me dat WHITLEY was farking gettin demolished! da place i spent 4 yrs of my life at was gettin demolished! oh da memories! its last week was next week and den da skool i used to hate when i was there will b no more. for 2 yrs at least till its rebuilt! *sheds a tear*..... a part of my lyfe will b erased 4ever man. now everytyme i go past it all i will see is rubble at da place we played soccer, hung out, played soccer again, had ncc trainin and all da stoopid things i did as a child...! damn dat sux! and well the kids took dis opportunity to sell me tickets to their funfair dis saturday in skool b4 its lost. n i bought it for 10 fuckin dollars!. k i m really gonna have to visit dat place den. saturday afternoon..... i jus have to find a few more pple to go wit me... dat shldnt be hard to find.... well now its bak to crosstabbin and da rest of da dumb things i have to do here. at least its better than havin nothin to do at all eh........ catch ya on da flip side a.k.a tml when i hopefully have more tyme to write more dribble scribble bibble... all dis and more, from da mind of a brilliant moron...

signin off,
anandman

the things we dig... actually me.

2005-10-14T15:27:00.000+08:00

alrite well,these are the things i really dig in a woman.... they drive me totally wild...
i don't know bout the rest of the guys but im sure they share similar likes man... n it aint all a sexual thing man...

1. The smell of your conditioner
Guys don't get to use strawberry-scented products. But appreciate that you do.

2. Your laugh
Don't cover your mouth when you giggle! Dudes are totally into a girl who knows how to laugh for real. It shows dat you know how to have fun.

3. Flavored lip gloss
i have to admit that sweet lips make kissing more exciting... as long as your gloss isn't globbed on superthick.

4. The way you love tiny things
From your mini backpack to your teeny earings, we notice all da little touches that make you hugely cute.

5. Your pink cheeks when you're feeling shy or embarrassed
You hate turning red around us, but man that pink-cheeked bashful smile melts my heart every time... oh mamma!

6. That you're not afraid to cry
You should tear up at the movies sometimes. we will even tease you a little, but we'd love to offer you our shoulder to cry on.

7. The way you dance
Even if you don't have the dancing skills of Christina Aguilera, dudes think it's sexy and daring when you're out on the dance floor shaking your groove thing.

8. Your silly screen name
Kissytinkerbell87? Luvbugbaby? The truth is some boys think these names are charming in a girlie-girl sorta way.

Rules to take note...

2005-10-14T15:21:00.000+08:00

wohoo.... da sbm pple have left and da ARDC room dat leaves 6 dbi pple in-charge of da room baby.... hell yeah! first thing i did was to place a big pack of sugared nuts on da table. haha PARY TYME!

currently music iz blasting from all sides. in one corner, Craig David...... (crowd goes wild!) and in the other.... Simple Plan......(crowd falls silent).... hahaha anyway im still in ma damn formal wear chillin. and b4 i start on todae's topic, a shoutout to Annie, WeeYong n WeiPing who r older az off today... if u aint already wished them, DO IT NOW!.... oh at least finish readin first....

alrite then enough rambling on abt wat happened todae. down to somethin new....

today's topic iz of course.... Wat Guys Dig Abt Girls!

hmmmmmmmmmm guys dig women alot man. seriously, a doode's life has to have a woman or women in them. otherwise, he'd end up like da guy in "40yr old Virgin"... doode woke up every day with a hard on and damn man takin a piss or a crap was a real hassle.... guys shld understand wat da hell im talkin about man.

anyway, lets start shall we.......

first da rules...

RULE NUMBER #1 - The girl always makes the rules. However, she can let the guy believe he had a say or even actually made a rule, but the girl will always be the one deciding on the rule.

RULE NUMBER #2 - Girls can change the rules at any time. This results in the fact that a guy can never know all the rules. In fact, few guys will ever learn any rules except for these three very vague rules that girls want us to know and understand because they just confuse us as to what they mean and basically just say we must always agree with them.

RULE NUMBER #3 - The guy must always be the one to apologize. He should also show his understanding of his error by presenting the girl with gifts such as flowers, candy, or whatever else she might like. It doesn't matter whose fault it really is, the guy must still apologize. Even if a girl apologizes for something, this is only a trick to see if the guy understands Rule #3. If this happens, the guy must also apologize and guess about whether to accept the girl's apology or tell her she didn't do anything wrong. The wrong move here can be worse than not apologizing because it shows a lack of understanding of what the guy did wrong. So guys be careful and if at all possible kiss her as soon as possible after apologizing because the less time she has to ask questions the better...!

Women and things we don't get about 'em

2005-10-12T14:31:00.000+08:00

another BORIN god damn day sitting in da IBRC starin at da computer.... n 4 a vision break i look out da window to admire the beautiful scenery outside of the opposite NYP block.... wow all that grey jus fills u up wit happy thoughts of how long u have to stay in dis damn place.... 4weeksN2days or 22 workin days till i move 1 floor up in this building to stare at da same building.... mother f****r...

well i was endurin another torturous teachin sessions from da group b4 us on how to cut n paste shit.... "im from the SCHOOL of IT. not the SCHOOL of DUMB ASSES!". ok anyway durin dis INTERSTIN i receive a msg from theresa abt wat i cant remember... think it was abt some info i sent her bout medal. anyway i began textin n asked her 4 a request on wat to write. cos ma brain shuts down everytyme i enter this place (work of evil forces = TEP). so i asked her 4 an interestin topic to write abt. well she came up with 'em so here wat i think....

yeah reminds me dat a couple of days ago me alex n sk were chillin at mac n discussin boys, girls and relationships...
so anyway..... the game of love or for most guys is really a cat n mouse game which goes bak n forth and like many cartoons depicting cats n mice (e.g. Tom n Jerry) the cat usually has an anvil dropped on his head( u pick which head it usually lands on.... bet u choose da 1 down south!). yes haha... guys are always lookin 4 dat person 4 him. n claims 4 love at first sight iz absolutely BULLSHIT! the first thing da doode notices is da boobies, den dem legs and as she walks past da booty unless ur gay of course. den u'd say i treasure women n etc.... guys will b guys.

oh yeah. n girls if a guys ever comes up to u wit "is heaven missin an angel" crap u know he just wants a piece of ya... guys have da same insticts cavemen had.... "if she'z hot, whack her over da head wit a big club n get ur freak on...".

things guys cant figure out bout girls
alright then...

1. y do women dress really seductively and den get angry when men oogle...

well hello..... u don't expect us to look at da floor when ur boobs are poppin outta ur top or when ur pants are fallin n revealin sexy underwear underneath... men are men.... common... even at knife point n a sexy lady walked past, i'm sure both victim n attacker would pause to stare b4 continuing.... BUT Y DO U GET ANGRY??? datz da qns dat i wanna know... iz it cos da doode lookin at ya iz ugly?? so u get pissed.... if da doode was hot would u be kool wit it???

2. wats wit ass-cracks??

these days, everytime u go out, u end up seein women sitting down n showin ass cracks a.k.a zhao geng if im correct.... like everywhere 1 go from the moment i leave da safety of my home. oh da humanity...! from the bus-stop to the train station, to the canteen in skool.... its everywhere.... the scenery changes but dem cracks remain.... how come da sudden increase in all dis exposure.... oh man...

many guys well i hang with aint very keen on crack watchin n we usually pass comments like "look at da coin-box", "wahlau eh can put 50dollars inside" and "wah vomit blood liao, u look at dat!"....

personally butts are really sexy but crackin(art of show off da ass crack) is something i dun find really pleasing to look at man... especially when ur ready to sit down and eat.... o man.... can a lady pls explain to guys y ass crack showin seems to b da latest trend...

part 2 onwards will b tml.

topics will b:

wat guys dig abt girls
stupid things we do
things we talk about 'em on a guys night out

signin of, anandman

Confucious Say...

2005-10-11T16:44:00.000+08:00

Hope u guys like these Confucious Styled sayings.....

Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone. (my favourite)
Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

Dumb People

2005-10-11T15:49:00.000+08:00

another day sittin in the damn IBRC room watchin dasun rise and fall... and we still officially have nothin to do. but we were given a sorta briefin as to wat the team b4 us will b handin down to us...

we had a sorta briefin with the team in da mornin which equaled to bein treated like a freakin primary 1 student. im freakin older then u u morons...! so we sat there n listened to them talk ALOT of basically useless information dat it made me wanna bang my head against the wall till i fell unconscious...

anyway, enough wit ma crap about ma freakin lifeless life in TEP! lets get onto more useful shit...

todays topic... stoopid pple. these i have seen happen and read abou dat i figured i'd share.....

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid." That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me...oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign!"

A couple of months ago I went fishing with an old friend of mine la... so we were there for the whole freakin night and we actually managed to catch quite a few fishes. pretty reasonable size too la. not like da usual guppies we end yup gettin (must have been da full moon dat night la).... so any way in da mornin we were packin up our stuff when this old ah pek (technically ah pek all ready means old but watever) came up to us and asked... "WAH... you all catch all the fish ah?"...
the first thing that popped into my head was "Nope - we bought them from the freakin supermarket... Here's your sign!"

I was watching one of those animal shows on Arts Central. There was this guy inventing a shark bite suit... you know the kind that helps prevent people from gettin limbs chewed off and all dat... and there's only one way to test it.
Inventor - "Okay Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... Now you need to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you."
Jimmy - "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it."

bloody hell man some pple are just pretty damn goofy at times....

im sure u would have experienced dis 1....

very often when im havin lunch with ma frens and some1 i know walks by and when he sees me, the first thing he says is "eating ah??".... "doode i have a freakin bowl of food in front of me. wat else could i b doin??? tryin to grow a noodle tree??"...

i dunno man its kinda obvious wat im doin and u ask me. wat the hell.... well u laugh at dis now.... but don't b suprised when you meet a fren in the canteen or something and the first thing u say is "hey.... eating ah?".... well to b honest, i have done dis a few tymes too n after that in ma mind im kickin maself 4 sayin it. but i usually just laugh it off...

Othertimes when pple are dumb....

ur washin ur house when a super kaypo neighbour dat no1 like walks past n says... "wah cleaning the house ah???"....

every time u meet a relative or family fren after not seein them in year.... "wah big boi already ah???".... and den they go on to say... the last tyme i saw u u were dis small (makin a gesture with their hand to show height.... and its usually a ridiculous short height...!).. in my mind im like yeah where have u been in da last freakin 5 yrs. dats y i look big... MORON! i all dis is said with a big smile plastered on my face.

and i realise that b4 a dumb statement is made, its always come wit a big "WAHHHHH".... KNS!

well dats all i got for today. n believe me when i say some of these things you would have experienced before. but u just never noticed..... TILL NOW dat is.

signin off, anandman

Bloggin and TEP

2005-10-10T14:02:00.000+08:00

Holy mother ******* man..... bloggin iz hard shit. damn! i've been lookin round at the blogs of otherz n every tyme i return to mine its like, Damn Mine Sucks! ok never mind its only day1 of my bloggin adventure. finding a freakin blog name was a real b***h. loadz of dumbasses create blogs wit all da koolest names n den dun do jack-shit with em! so after crackin ma head ALOT! i finally came up wit a name dat din sound so gay.... hence scribbleart. still find the name pretty crappy but wateva!

anyhow, i really did'nt think i'd ever start a blog. never cared to start 1 cos i never had the tyme. but damn man after startin ma freakin TEP at ARDC (Applied Research and Development Center), i realized dat tyme iz all i had. im stuck in a damn lab wit absolutely nothin to do but to stare at a freakin computer from 8.30 to 6.00.... it would b all rite if i had somethin important to do but NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! da freakin supervisors aint give us shit. all we had was a report to do last week dat we did. it was on the "Rise of Singapore as a Transport and Logistics Hub"... aiyayai! they could have put a freakin bullet in ma head instead of givin me shit like dis. worst of all, it don't even make up a part of ma grade! its supposed to prepare us on da main project dat we have heard diddly-squat about....

so tryna b a good student, i actually started to find stuff.... but bein who i am, i stopped 5 minutes later and started chattin on msn n reading jokes. Even then, time seemed to creep by... TICK*TOCK....

on msn, i realised dat almost every final yr student was online with nicks like "FYPJ sux", "TEP is Boring" and "57 days left" and so on. it made me wonder WHY THE HELL we were supposed to do this man. yeah its supposed to train us for life outside. but i don't think life outside = starin at a computer wit nothin to f**kin do!

Pple always say TEP iz very slack and dat there'z nothin to do. so can chao. but if its dat slack den wats da point! sittin on ma ass the whole day doin ABSOLUTELY NOTHIN izznt ma idea of a productive day man. dats y i keep m aself busy by runnin in da mornin before "Prison"(TEP). den i go to da gym durin lunch. all that to keep fit and give my day some sense of meanin. other may say like i can't wait 4 tep man i can slack. well i say to them, 'wait till u get here'... So screw it man. im gonna keep maself as entertained as i posible can. at least i'd make da most of each day.... life can kick u in the butt and take u away at any tyme so its best to have done all u ever wanted n have no regrets.

Today was da worst day yet man. we come at 8.30 to get our attendance taken and the supervisor gives us a short briefin. n den says to every1 to go about our work... dat causes movement from all da sbm students and leaves 6 stoned DBI students (me and 5 others from class 6) starin at each other. n we decide to go ask da supervisor wat we get to do. we know on da door n knock... he's sittin at his com, by the way he looks like mr.bean, and ask him wat we're supposed to do.

he turns to us with a blank face as he tries to remember who da hell we were.... once he realises, he begins tellin us that they have stuff to change and yadayadayada b4 they can hand it to us yadayadayada..... i have nothin for u all to do today. (does this mean we get to leave??)(F**K NO).... guess wat mr.bean tells us after starin into blank space tryna figure out wat to say.... y don't u guys just hang around the room and NO GAMES......

ARE U FUCKING KIDDIN ME!!!! sit around for almost 10 fucking hours! u gotta b kiddin me man. but mr. bean was not. he was serious!

i get to spend 10hours doin absolutely nothin and best of all im supposed to spend it in da damn lab! Fuck U!..... so dats wat im doin rite now. rottin in dis god damn hell hole. no games, no work to do even..... wat i would'nt give to do data entry now man. at least i would use the tyme up... so wat do i do, i finally start the blog i never had tyme for.

signin off,
anandman

p.s: comments r most welcome

eclectic skies bak in business

2005-10-09T23:32:00.000+08:00

the band was bak in action today.... damn it been a really long tyme man! da last tyme we played together was durin BandzOut n dat my frend was a bloody long tynme ago. its good see us boi bak together makin a ruckus in Lee Kwong Seng. In case u don't know, eclectic skies consists of Adam(lead guitarist), Halif(rhythm), Amir(drums), Kit Fan(vocals) and of course ME(bassist)...

Eclectic Skies ( da history )
we started in december of 2004 man.... and da freakiest part was when we saw a picture that was takin durin a chalet we had after PHAT NIGHT (dat was in August i think)..... Freaky Shit man. well it looks like things were meant to b.

Well so wat if our positions were a bit messed up man.... Adam was still on Lead though. Kit was rhythm, Halif was vocals n me drums ( wat the hell was i doin without ma t-shirt man )... and da doode in de xtreme right was xian rong. Amir aint in here too cos well we didnt know him yet at dat tyme. but lookin bak on dis, it makes me think of how long its been and how strange life can really be... here were 4 pple who were'nt very close and wat common thing did we do??? pretend we could play in a band! shit happens man and it doesn't always have to b bad...

anyway, we really trashed out song.... we played 8. of which onli 2 we sounded bareable. da rest..... HAHAHA! we played Promise - Matchbook Romance, Somewhere Out There - Our Lady Peace, Stay With Me - Finch, For Fiona - No Use For A Name, For Whom The Bell Tolls - Metallica, A Song For Her - Eclectic Skies, Pain In You - Eclectic Skies and a work-in-progress song called Missing Words.... we really had a blast man. event though we were a lil outta sync. guess dats somethin we'll b workin on from now on. But it was still FANTASTIC man.