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Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Women and things we don't get about 'em

another BORIN god damn day sitting in da IBRC starin at da computer.... n 4 a vision break i look out da window to admire the beautiful scenery outside of the opposite NYP block.... wow all that grey jus fills u up wit happy thoughts of how long u have to stay in dis damn place.... 4weeksN2days or 22 workin days till i move 1 floor up in this building to stare at da same building.... mother f****r...

well i was endurin another torturous teachin sessions from da group b4 us on how to cut n paste shit.... "im from the SCHOOL of IT. not the SCHOOL of DUMB ASSES!". ok anyway durin dis INTERSTIN i receive a msg from theresa abt wat i cant remember... think it was abt some info i sent her bout medal. anyway i began textin n asked her 4 a request on wat to write. cos ma brain shuts down everytyme i enter this place (work of evil forces = TEP). so i asked her 4 an interestin topic to write abt. well she came up with 'em so here wat i think....

yeah reminds me dat a couple of days ago me alex n sk were chillin at mac n discussin boys, girls and relationships...
so anyway..... the game of love or for most guys is really a cat n mouse game which goes bak n forth and like many cartoons depicting cats n mice (e.g. Tom n Jerry) the cat usually has an anvil dropped on his head( u pick which head it usually lands on.... bet u choose da 1 down south!). yes haha... guys are always lookin 4 dat person 4 him. n claims 4 love at first sight iz absolutely BULLSHIT! the first thing da doode notices is da boobies, den dem legs and as she walks past da booty unless ur gay of course. den u'd say i treasure women n etc.... guys will b guys.

oh yeah. n girls if a guys ever comes up to u wit "is heaven missin an angel" crap u know he just wants a piece of ya... guys have da same insticts cavemen had.... "if she'z hot, whack her over da head wit a big club n get ur freak on...".

things guys cant figure out bout girls
alright then...

1. y do women dress really seductively and den get angry when men oogle...

well hello..... u don't expect us to look at da floor when ur boobs are poppin outta ur top or when ur pants are fallin n revealin sexy underwear underneath... men are men.... common... even at knife point n a sexy lady walked past, i'm sure both victim n attacker would pause to stare b4 continuing.... BUT Y DO U GET ANGRY??? datz da qns dat i wanna know... iz it cos da doode lookin at ya iz ugly?? so u get pissed.... if da doode was hot would u be kool wit it???


2. wats wit ass-cracks??

these days, everytime u go out, u end up seein women sitting down n showin ass cracks a.k.a zhao geng if im correct.... like everywhere 1 go from the moment i leave da safety of my home. oh da humanity...! from the bus-stop to the train station, to the canteen in skool.... its everywhere.... the scenery changes but dem cracks remain.... how come da sudden increase in all dis exposure.... oh man...

many guys well i hang with aint very keen on crack watchin n we usually pass comments like "look at da coin-box", "wahlau eh can put 50dollars inside" and "wah vomit blood liao, u look at dat!"....

personally butts are really sexy but crackin(art of show off da ass crack) is something i dun find really pleasing to look at man... especially when ur ready to sit down and eat.... o man.... can a lady pls explain to guys y ass crack showin seems to b da latest trend...

part 2 onwards will b tml.

topics will b:

  1. wat guys dig abt girls
  2. stupid things we do
  3. things we talk about 'em on a guys night out

signin of, anandman

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