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Sunday, October 30, 2005

wat a way to spend a saturday! (it rhymes... kinda)

oh yeah baby....... saturday has arrived n in stead of sleepin, i woke up a freakin 7.30am..... to do wat u may ask... well, tuesday iz DEEPAVALI baby. i tyme when adults give me money cos i need it...... (and to celebrate the victory of good over evil) yeah but MONEY! n SNACKING on da 3 main things in every home, ok 4..... CHICKEN, MUTTON, PRAWNS and oh yeah pineapple tarts.... gotta luv 'em. MUAHAHAHA! so bak to wat i was doin, i was cleanin up around da house. u know cleanin da windows, moppin da floor, polishin here n there, washin ma clothes... ( i hope the image of me in a maids outfit aint poppin ur heads, u lil perverts! )..... i still look macho when i clean da house man! alright den so got it spick n span by 9.30.... den went to get ready to go to skool! not to do anything important really... but to play RISK! yes me n a few frens go to skool on a saturday n throw mats outside da clubroom n play risk... its a kool way to pass a saturday!

so anyhow i was meetin Rena ( i spelt your name correctly ) at da station. she'z in ma stopover n ma grp in the ARDC proj i do. she'z a yr younger n from sbm... k i had conned her to playin risk with us.... muahahaha! so i got there at 11 n met her n ridzman too.... they both came frm yishun but didnt know each other yet. so after a quick intro, we were off to skool!

so we got there n found bryan already there. damn man da doode was there since 9.00am. wonder wat da hell he was doin there so early. n he looked pretty tired when we got there. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... k so dat left just 1 more person to arrive. da ever 'kan chiong' KIT FAN! (even the pple at his workplace think so too)... he arrived shortly after n da the game of WORLD DOMINATION had begun.... in other words RISK! haha. so the strategisin n back-stabbin went on. rena almost had her butt kicked early in da game but came bak strong. midway through that, we ordered kfc.... n by da tyme da chicken had arrived, bryan had lost, kit fan was almost ded, i had taken over half da area, ridzman the other half n rena was doin quite well herself. me kit n bryan went through the chicken in a snap n found dat pepsi can dissolve through styrofoam cups. rena didnt care for any chicken, she prefered cornflakes wit ants as toppinz.... nvm abt dat. haha so we got through da game by abt 2.30pm. fastest game ever ( cos we left it half way to go play pool as the amk SNOOKERIUM. so we played there til 5 n kit had to go work (at Seoul Garden) n bryan decided to hang at the arcade. so da left me ridz n rena// da pple who came together. we had intentions of watchin a movie so headed to amk station n i bought a copy of the straits times to look through movie listings.... nothin jumped out at us n we decided to gettin our asses over to geylang..... oh yeah!

signin off,
anandman

5:01 PM | 1 Comment

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