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Friday, October 14, 2005

Rules to take note...

wohoo.... da sbm pple have left and da ARDC room dat leaves 6 dbi pple in-charge of da room baby.... hell yeah! first thing i did was to place a big pack of sugared nuts on da table. haha PARY TYME!

currently music iz blasting from all sides. in one corner, Craig David...... (crowd goes wild!) and in the other.... Simple Plan......(crowd falls silent).... hahaha anyway im still in ma damn formal wear chillin. and b4 i start on todae's topic, a shoutout to Annie, WeeYong n WeiPing who r older az off today... if u aint already wished them, DO IT NOW!.... oh at least finish readin first....

alrite then enough rambling on abt wat happened todae. down to somethin new....

today's topic iz of course.... Wat Guys Dig Abt Girls!

hmmmmmmmmmm guys dig women alot man. seriously, a doode's life has to have a woman or women in them. otherwise, he'd end up like da guy in "40yr old Virgin"... doode woke up every day with a hard on and damn man takin a piss or a crap was a real hassle.... guys shld understand wat da hell im talkin about man.

anyway, lets start shall we.......

first da rules...

RULE NUMBER #1 - The girl always makes the rules. However, she can let the guy believe he had a say or even actually made a rule, but the girl will always be the one deciding on the rule.

RULE NUMBER #2 - Girls can change the rules at any time. This results in the fact that a guy can never know all the rules. In fact, few guys will ever learn any rules except for these three very vague rules that girls want us to know and understand because they just confuse us as to what they mean and basically just say we must always agree with them.

RULE NUMBER #3 - The guy must always be the one to apologize. He should also show his understanding of his error by presenting the girl with gifts such as flowers, candy, or whatever else she might like. It doesn't matter whose fault it really is, the guy must still apologize. Even if a girl apologizes for something, this is only a trick to see if the guy understands Rule #3. If this happens, the guy must also apologize and guess about whether to accept the girl's apology or tell her she didn't do anything wrong. The wrong move here can be worse than not apologizing because it shows a lack of understanding of what the guy did wrong. So guys be careful and if at all possible kiss her as soon as possible after apologizing because the less time she has to ask questions the better...!

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