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Tuesday, October 11, 2005

Confucious Say...

Hope u guys like these Confucious Styled sayings.....

1. Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
2. Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
3. Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
4. Virginity like balloon--one prick, all gone. (my favourite)
5. Girls who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
6. Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
7. Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
8. Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.

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