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Monday, April 24, 2006




hey guys a bit slow to get pics in so this will wet ur appitite a bit.....
there is a shit load more to come....

Signin off - Ivan and Kumar go to Europe

3:12 PM | 20 Comment

Friday, November 25, 2005

Sore Eyes at Cafe' Cartel

haha yeah i've been havin sore eyes these couple of days... since monday night actually. n when i woke up on tuesday mornin, i was tearin everytyme light entered the eyes. so i've been takin it easy these couple of days n hopin that it'll go off soon.... well it kinda has been gettin better... guess da restin at home is not too bad. yeah pple have been tellin me to go see da doctor but i aint really into visitin doctors unless it involves stiches n stuff like dat.... haha. otherwise, i never ever visit da doctor. i prefer to jus tough it out for the few days n let ma body fight its own battles..... dun wanna get too used to takin medication i guess. well thats jus me i guess...

so anyway, the few days stuck at home has been pretty borin havin nothin to do.... so i kinda passed da tyme by messin wit songs on ma blog, helpin ma mum to cook, doin ma laundry n playin wit ma neighbour's baby.... he's really cute n likes to talk to the ceiling fan... i got load of pics of him on ma fone but cant upload 'em to ma com...here's 1 pic of him i have

really cute aint he.... haha.... so finall after being stuck in ma house , i went out to meet ma frens whom i have not seen in almost 8 weeks.... cos they're on the IPP outside skool at da Singapore Computer Society (SCS) and i have been doin ma TEP in skool.... so i met them (benson, cheryl n idy) up at bishan and like ma title says, we went 4 dinner at cafe' cartel.... haha it was kool meetin them after so long. n it looks like work has gone to their heads a bit man.... hahaha these pple had gone a bit nuts... hahaha. even they admitted that they had. so we exchanged stories on tep n ipp n jus chatted really...... hahahaha n cheryl occasionally broke out into uncontrollable laughter.... reasons for which were unknown but i figured benson mus have been seducin her wit his leg under the table.... my investigations for this however were not conclusive.... the moment we met up, our camera fones started clickin fotos.... haha. the wonders of technology eh...



u can still see ma red eye in da foto man... damn! haha anyhooo, we all ate to our hearts content n left caretel on da verge of explodin. we went for a lil stroll round junction8 n ended up takin neoprint shots. hahahaha had'nt taken 1 of those in a REALLY LONG TYME! spent quite a lotta tyme there too man. when the neoprintin was done, we said our goodbyes. mine would b da longest cos the 3 of 'em would see each other at work today. n i wld see 'em in abt 3 weeks...

signin off, a sore eyed,

anandman

2:42 PM | 3 Comment

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

MovieMadness2

Welcome to another edition of movie madness.... today we talk abt da movie Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire..... well im a doode who has read all da books so i know of harry's world through the writings of J.K ROWLING.... damn she'z a good author. so i always compare the potter movies against wat she writes in her book. so far, the movies have been able to measure up to the books... that is, till they realeased Movie4! boi did potter4 not impress me a whole lot. so its BOOK VS MOVIE

well, the new director had some big shoes to fill to continue the successful run that the other movies had... so i bet he did try his hardest. so did he try to hard??? and was modifyin the story from the book a good idea??? its kool that he might have wanted to add his own flavour to da potter series... but if it aint broke, don't fix it. in this case, i left da movie feelin incomplete about the movie...

da action was'nt too bad... n da effects were well done.... but the actors cast in the show didnt do a good enough job n some of the scenes didnt live up to its name.... one main thing was the "Great Hall"... from movies 1 onwards, the hall has been shrinkin to a point where its lost the greatness. it now jus looks SMALL! ~bleah~

here's a few scenes from it.

damn has hermoine granger gotten hotter wit every freakin episode.... OH MAMMA! wahahahaha

Krum was a disppointment though... he turned out to b pretty flabby n not the fit person he was supposed to b! dissappointin man.... overall i give this show


i give it 3 1/2 popcorns!

signin off,

anandman, critic

1:46 PM | 1 Comment

If God Made You An Animal, Wat Would U Want To Be & Why?

da animal i would definitely wanna b iz a porcupine.... y a porcupine u ask...
cos they're so damn kool....
n if at da thought of a porcupine u thought of sonic


den ur WRONG!!! sonic iz a hedgehog. big difference..... even though he may b kinda kool, he aint ma choice.

dis is my choice...


dis iz one of sonic side-kicks.... happily named knuckles - the PORCUPINE!! see he looks a lot kooler den sonic! well he's not the only kool porcupine around....

this doode iz from the movie chicken little. damn he looks really kool....

~MORCUBINE PORCUPINE~


hell yeah man. check out da hair. wohoo! now dats an animal i wldnt mind bein. who cares if he's a disney character n hence no vulgarities. i can live with dat... MAYB!

so i wld choose to b as cool as a cucumber............. i mean porcupine!

signin off, anandman

9:50 AM | 1 Comment

Thursday, November 17, 2005

MovieMadness

9th Nov

today was actually green day at skool.... really didnt know wat it was about till da excos told me bout it. it was supposed to involve all da clubs in da skool n they had to make structures wit recyclable materials... hahaha. good thing we didnt have to do it when we were at da club. cos we b too freakin lazy really!

well it was another slack day 4 me again. n i was wonderin how i cld pass da damn tyme. dats when inderpaul aka paul dropped by n asked if i wanted to watch tom-yum-goong at jubilee at 1.10pm. so it was on man.... hahaha

so i met mazlan at da skool gym at bout 1145 n we worked out till 1245. it was a tight schedule but we made it work... so i headed bak to ARDC n met paul n we cabbed to jubilee.... $2.80 was da fair but who cared man. hahaha. we were skippin out to watch a wicked movie...

Tom-Yum-Goong

damn was this an awesome movie..... every guys kinda show wit loads of flyin about n fightin. da best part was dat there were.nt strings involved. AWESOME! u shld have seen some of da things da star of da show could do.... he does his fight scenes like jacky chan but a shitload more impressive!

Tony Jaa has wicked moves man.. he actually did a a back flip n broke the street lamp light in mid air. da light mus have been 8feet or so in da air! HOLY SHIT it was so farkin kool!!! plus NO STRINGS!

man but dis doode was ma fave....

he iz Lateef Crowder n he iz a 'Capoeira' fighter.... n his has a seft made sorta carve on his chest that says PRAY! awesome! he is also really kool wit his fighting style n man were his fightin moves slick!

here r some of da awesome scenes


da story line was'nt fantastic but da way dis guy fought was da best EVER! at one scene he beat up over 30 plus pple n broke at least one bone in each of their bodies. mostly da legs n hands. IMPRESSIVE!check out dis trailer! MUST SEE!!

small - http://www.tomyumgoongmovie.com/images/trailer/tyg-trailer-small.wmv
medium - http://www.tomyumgoongmovie.com/images/trailer/tyg-trailer-medium.wmv
large - http://www.tomyumgoongmovie.com/images/trailer/tyg-trailer-large.wmv

signin off,
anandman, critic 4 da day!

11:28 AM | 2 Comment

Time Flies

holy shit man its been 11 days since i did anythin on dis blog... sorry to keep yall waitin. im abt to flood yall with all dat happpend. take a chill pill and get ready. MUAHAHAHAHAHAA..... if i can remember all dat happened too.

alright den i stopped at da 5th of november. so i shall start on da 7th.

7th Nov

it was da final week at ardc 4 me n ma team of funky monkeys ( me included )... well ok xcept 4 da 2 mates, Li Jia n Rena, who would still b there for another 5weeks. so mood was high dis week baby. we slacked n took it slow n lets see wat else we did...... oh yeah, SLACKED SUMMORE!

well anyway, it was a 'special' day for most cos it was bak to skool! but for me n a small grp of pple, it was on dis day 1 yr ago dat we got together n had fun at escape....

here iz a recap of these strange pple (me included) i hang wit ..... who r called GB! dun ask y. dats da way it is. haha..


Adam Zainal

HaHaHalif

JanicePenese



Kity Fan

Lenny da Curly



Suchi da Sushi



And ME!

Mazlan.... i need to put ur pic in too man. but i dun have a recent foto of ya. so give it to me man. well we've all changed n not jus on da outside but on the inside too. a yr older a yr wiser perhaps?? i guess not! haha look at da dumb things we still do!

There ya have it. hahaha

anandman signin off.

8:37 AM | 3 Comment

Saturday, November 05, 2005

i've got myself a new fone!

hahaha YES AH! i got a new fone baby..... n upgrade from da siemens m55.... im now rockin with the m75.... different model but still da same hardcore style dat i need in a fone..... its supposed to b shock proof n waterproof.... n i know dat features like these will come in oh so handy!

here iz a quick look at ma fone!

click here to see it in 3D


haha it looks totally awesome..... features are regular but watever..... it cost me $168 bucks wit ma line n came with some external speaker thing which iz quite kool... its called a mobile music set.


now all dats left 4 me to do is to understand how bluetooth n shit works..... haha. i really aint gotta clue aboutit at all! other then dat, im glad i can use da fone again.. muahahahaha! oh btw, i lost like a shit load of ur numbers so pls sms 'em to me wit ur name.... greatly apprecited!

signin off, a happy,

anandman

7:59 PM | 3 Comment

Friday, November 04, 2005

The missing piece of my life is...

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmz........... i feel like i've lived a pretty full n happy life i guess.... i've had love, lost love and well pretty much done all dat a 19yr old doode has done n mayb more.....

but if i had to pick 1 thing missing from my lyfe, it has to be.....................................................

honestly, i dun think there iz any thing really missing from my lyfe..... or at least i dun feel there iz anything more i crave to make my lyfe whole.... n believe me i was thinkin bout dis for quite a while last night!!! wat else does a guy need??? i've got a family i LOVE! frens dat i adore! i enjoy the things i get to do after skool.... like soccer, jammin n gym.

so i guess dat is y nothin ever makes me totally down, sad, emo or tempermental... or mayb dats jus how i am.....

so da answer to the qns iz....... nothin at all. as long as i have ma familia n ma frens im gonna b whole..... no matter wat the situation....

signin off,
anandman

9:09 AM | 2 Comment

Thursday, November 03, 2005

Son of A........!!!!!

kit, len and da rest of da GB'zzz...... ya'll wanted me to write abt wat da missin piece of my life iz. well, it was'nt missing until today!

Today... the 3rd of November 2005.... at 3.27pm.... was the day my fone died!!! YES u heard me! the fone dat has been with me for over 2yrs passed on quietly after lettin me send 1 last msg.... rena u shld b honoured dat u received the last msg..... hahaha.... well here is a tribute to my fone... the SIEMENS M55. wat a hardcore fone it was. having been dropped constantly, fall into dish water n still remained functioning.... who looked so banged up pple kept pesterin me to change... i shall miss thee and u will always remain in my heart!!

ladies and gentlemen... my SIEMENS M55!


dis was how it came to me on the 23rd of August 2003... and had cost me 18 dollars cos of the 2yr plan that i signed with it! i actually still have the forms with me!


oh man! n i had jus found these form when clearin up my room 4 deepavali! may b it was all a sign...... hmmmmmmmmmm........................

anyway, this is wat my fone had become after the 2yr plus it was with me...



so im gonna get a new phone tml. so till den, im fone-less and have lost most of the numbers cos they were stored on my fone memory.... FUCK!!

signin off, a very sad,

anandman

9:27 PM | 2 Comment

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